My Life in the Land of Higher Education

spoken-not-written:

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

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ego-x:

papa-scotch:

cinematicinsomniac:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

marchingjaybird:

Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly

BEST.

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SWEET ROLLERS.

Crying

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the-b00ndock:

Batman is having none of your shit today, Superman.

batman more like sassman 

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gunpowderchant:

Get your facts straight, CNN.

If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.

Headcanon accepted.

My goal in life is to be as big a nerd as Stephen Colbert. :D

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